Rapture status: rejected!

I got my rapture rejection notice in the mail this morning. Looks like five months of hell on earth for me and anyone reading this.

We're on a highway to hell, people!





The world as it appears is a sad, strange, beautiful and hellish place, all at once. That being so, I think the rapture will go unnoticed. A missing person here and there, perhaps.

Like in this song:



As Judgement Days go, this one is pretty ordinary so far. Camus once said words to this effect: Don't talk to me about Judgement Day. Every day is Judgement Day.

It's just that many self-described believers act as if this is not true, or as if their God weren't watching.